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12:59pm October 20, 2014

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

12:59pm October 20, 2014
12:58pm October 20, 2014

hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today

12:57pm October 20, 2014

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

abbydevil15:

cherishthesugarrush:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

halemartells:

Hi, I have a cell phone account with you guys, and I lost my phone. I was wondering if you could turn the GPS on for me. Name’s Wedge Antilles, social is 2474. Thank you.

The name Sam used, Wedge Antilles, is from Star Wars

Wedge was pressured to join the Rebel Alliance (good guys) but kept saying no because he didn’t want to be a soldier. He left home on a job and came back to find his girlfriend had been killed by the Imperials (dark side). He quickly joined the Rebel Alliance because he wanted to get revenge for the loss of the woman he loved (x)

Dean knew that Sam would identify with Wedge because they share a tragic story

OMG

Supernatrual subtext anaylizations are amazing. 

WOAH

12:55pm October 20, 2014

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

12:52pm October 20, 2014

jessicadrags:

voodouqueen:

Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute

Nicki Minaj continues being the cutest person in the world.

10:37pm October 14, 2014

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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10:36pm October 14, 2014

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

8:42pm October 14, 2014

ravennfighter:

just-another—teenager:

fandoms-for-fandoms:

archangel-abdiel:

Why does he have a black brick in his hand and why is he putting it in the TV?

thanks for making me feel old with that comment

Wow i feel old

8:39pm October 14, 2014

whynobritneybrittany:

colfershands:

what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something

but you, unlike me, are a git

the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick

there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor

and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in

are you actually as stupid as you look?

 #rip sarcastic harry

8:36pm October 14, 2014

paramaline:

"His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came."

owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth

uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions 

this is why Bilbo is my hero

8:34pm October 14, 2014

guiltyhipster:

Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing

You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name

You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page

You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes

You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things

Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful

8:34pm October 14, 2014
8:34pm October 14, 2014
ckeichan:

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ckeichan:

BBBbbbbbaaaaaawwwwwww

8:33pm October 14, 2014

waitinghopingliving:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

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this is quality humor right here

do you hear that? that’s the sound of the editors laughing their fucking asses off